It Is amazing what you can do when there is a little push
A middle aged man was taking a shortcut to his destination through a cemetery. That was a mistake, because the gravediggers had just opened a new site, in preparations for a funeral early the next morning.
It was dark and drizzling so he didn't notice the pit, causing him to take an unfortunate plunge right into the deep hole. Because of the wet weather the sides of the hole were slippery, in addition to being deep. He tried and tried but could not climb out. Finally he realized that he would just have to wait for someone to come along the next morning. Having decided thus, he settled into the driest corner and tried to get some sleep.
Just before dawn he heard another man coming. He was singing to himself and before he could warn him about the treacherous hole, he heard the man stumble, and looked up to see him fall inside. He yelped in fright and started trying his best to get back topside.
In his desperation to escape however, he somehow missed noticing that someone else was there. After watching him struggle a few times to escape, the first man decided to try and calm him. "It's no use," he said. "You can't get out!"
...but he did!
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The moral of the story - it is amazing what a man can achieve if he is desperate.
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